How To Explain Missing Homework

By Daniel Bejoy on April 1st, 2023

Don’t you have one of those days when you’re chilling, and then you remember the massive amount of homework that your teacher assigned you? It just ruins your mood, doesn’t it? I know it does for me. So you keep procrastinating, and soon you forget about it and go to sleep (I think I'm describing myself now, LOL). The next day your teacher asks you for your homework, what do you say? Well, let me help you:

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• "My dog ate it and pooped it out."

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This one is a classic. So many generations of kids have used this one and you can join the tradition as well. You can even bring some poop evidence to show your teacher. 

• "A witch came and used it for a spell."

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You probably don’t hear this one too much but it is brilliant.

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• "I was abducted by aliens, and they used my homework to educate themselves." (Jokes on them all my answers were wrong HAHAHA)

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We always thought aliens wanted to hurt us but no they just want our homework. Hopefully, they know the answers cause I have no clue what that worksheet was talking about.

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• "I was recruited last night for a mission to save the world, and now you’re talking to me about homework?"

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Now tell me, what's more important, saving the world or solving equations? Saving the world right? I thought so too. 

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• Just run out of class.

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Now, this is one of my classics and let me tell you. Works. Every. Time. Until another teacher catches you and sends you back.

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Originally published in April 2023